Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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