it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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