i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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