It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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