I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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