Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
my shit smells like andre
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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