thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
