Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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