i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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