...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
