Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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