I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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