Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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