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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.

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  She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?

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  oh that explains alot.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick

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  I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop

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• (714): View more from California

  It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  you never un-have a 4some

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?

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  After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.

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  Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...

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• (516): View more from New York

  if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.

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