it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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