this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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