Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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