Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Green mimosas i think yes
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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