My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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