My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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