if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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