Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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