Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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