big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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