Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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