We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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