I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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