he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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