My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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