he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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