I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
His nipple licking is glorious
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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