Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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