we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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