sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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