your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Randomize
