so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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