Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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