im drinking this country out of the recession.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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