so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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