He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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