none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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