We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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