I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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