some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Damn victory sex feels great
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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