every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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