she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
BRING THE BAGELS
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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