why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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