Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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