walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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