There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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