Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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