U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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