I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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