I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
smell my finger.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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